this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out


Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

did-you-kno:

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